Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a duck or a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet?

Then ask: Where would it be hardest to keep quiet?

Would you rather talk in rhymes all day or sing everything you say?

Then ask: Which sentence would be the hardest to get out?

Would you rather wear your shoes on your hands or your socks on your ears for a day?

Then ask: What would you not be able to do, and who would you ask for help?

Would you rather have every door you open make a fart noise or every step you take squeak?

Then ask: When would it stop being funny?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Then ask: Which one would get you into more trouble, and where?

Would you rather have a pocket that is always full of confetti or shoes that leave glitter footprints?

Then ask: Who would have to clean up, and is that fair to them?

Would you rather wear a superhero cape everywhere or a pirate hat everywhere?

Then ask: How long before people stopped noticing?

Would you rather have to dance every time you hear music or freeze like a statue every time someone says your name?

Then ask: Where would that cause the biggest problem?

Would you rather have a hat that tells everyone what you are thinking or shoes that walk wherever they want?

Then ask: Which one would you try to trick, and how?

Would you rather answer every question with a question or end every sentence with "meow"?

Then ask: Who would lose patience first, and what would you tell them?

Would you rather tell a joke before you may enter any room or take a bow every time you leave one?

Then ask: What is your best joke, and would it still be funny the tenth time?

Would you rather smell like stinky socks for a day or have everything you eat taste like stinky socks for a day?

Then ask: Which one is worse for you, and which is worse for the people around you?

Would you rather step barefoot in a bowl of cold spaghetti or sit down in a bowl of pudding?

Then ask: What makes something feel gross even when it is clean?

Would you rather have a pet slug that sleeps on your pillow or a pet skunk that sleeps under your bed?

Then ask: What rules would you make for it?

Would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze glitter?

Then ask: Which one would people get tired of first?

Would you rather take a bath in slime or in mashed potatoes?

Then ask: How would you get clean afterward?

Would you rather find a hair in your sandwich or a bug in your cup?

Then ask: Would you finish it anyway? What would it take?

Would you rather clean up after an elephant or brush a crocodile's teeth?

Then ask: What would make the job worth doing?

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same shirt for a month?

Then ask: Who would notice first, and what would you say?

Would you rather have a lunchbox that always smells like fish or a backpack that always smells like wet dog?

Then ask: How would you explain it to the kid sitting next to you?

Would you rather pick up a slimy frog or let a hairy spider walk across your hand?

Then ask: Is it the animal that is gross, or just that you are not used to it?

Would you rather drink a smoothie made of every vegetable in the fridge or eat a cookie made with ketchup?

Then ask: Which one sounds gross but might turn out fine?

Would you rather have spaghetti that wiggles or peas that roll away when you look at them?

Then ask: How would you ever finish dinner?

Would you rather eat soup with a fork or cereal with your hands?

Then ask: What trick would you invent to make it work?

Would you rather have a sandwich as big as your bed or a pizza as small as a coin?

Then ask: Which one would you share, and with how many people?

Would you rather have pancakes rain from the sky once a month or a river of lemonade behind your house?

Then ask: What problem would show up that you did not think of at first?

Would you rather have every food you eat be blue or every drink be fizzy?

Then ask: Which food would be the strangest that way?

Would you rather eat a jelly bean in a mystery flavor or a mystery sandwich made by your best friend?

Then ask: How much do you trust your friend, and what would they put in it?

Would you rather have popcorn that keeps popping in your pocket or gum that changes flavor every minute?

Then ask: When would be the worst time for that to happen?

Would you rather have a banana that talks back or a carrot that tells jokes?

Then ask: Could you still eat it? Where is the line?

Would you rather eat dinner under the table or breakfast on the roof?

Then ask: What one rule would your family make about it?

Would you rather say the name of every food before you eat it or say thank you to every bite?

Then ask: What would the kids at your lunch table do?

Would you rather have a milkshake too thick to drink or a taco that falls apart at the first bite?

Then ask: Is food better when it is a little hard to eat?

Would you rather have a parrot that repeats every secret you tell or a cat that hides your things?

Then ask: What would you have to change about how you act at home?

Would you rather ride a snail to school or be carried there by a hundred ants?

Then ask: What time would you have to get up?

Would you rather have a chicken for a teacher or a goat for a bus driver?

Then ask: What would the class learn that year?

Would you rather bark like a dog whenever you are happy or purr like a cat whenever you are sleepy?

Then ask: When would it give you away?

Would you rather have a kangaroo carry your backpack or an octopus do your chores?

Then ask: What might it get wrong, and whose fault would that be?

Would you rather be chased by a hundred ducklings or followed everywhere by one very slow turtle?

Then ask: Would you slow down for the turtle? What would that cost you?

Would you rather have a llama sleep over at your house or a family of raccoons come to dinner?

Then ask: What would you need to hide before they arrived?

Would you rather teach a cat to fetch or a goldfish to give a high five?

Then ask: How long would you keep trying before you gave up?

Would you rather have a pig that is neater than you or a monkey that is better at your favorite game?

Then ask: How would it feel to be beaten by an animal, and would you still play?

Would you rather wake up to a rooster in your room or a woodpecker at your window?

Then ask: After a week, would you be annoyed or used to it?

Would you rather have a spider knit your sweater or a beaver build your bed?

Then ask: Would you tell people who made it?

Would you rather have your teacher be seven years old for a day or have your whole class be grown-ups?

Then ask: What would the grown-ups get wrong about being a kid?

Would you rather have a bed that bounces you out every morning or an alarm clock that tells terrible jokes until you get up?

Then ask: Which one would actually get you to school on time?

Would you rather switch places with a house cat for a day or with your teacher?

Then ask: What would you find out that you could never guess from the outside?

Would you rather have homework that giggles when you get it right or a pencil that groans when you get it wrong?

Then ask: Would it help you or just distract you?

Would you rather have a staring contest with a statue or a tickle fight with an octopus?

Then ask: Is there any way to win?

Would you rather have the school bus be a bouncy castle or the classroom floor be a ball pit?

Then ask: What would be impossible to do there, and would you miss it?

Would you rather have your parents talk like pirates for a week or like robots for a week?

Then ask: What would be the funniest thing to hear them say?

Would you rather sleep in a bathtub full of pillows or in a hammock hung in the kitchen?

Then ask: What would wake you up?

Would you rather do everything in slow motion for an hour or in fast-forward for an hour?

Then ask: Which hour of your day would you pick for it?

Would you rather have a silly walk nobody else may copy or a silly word the whole school starts using?

Then ask: Is a joke better when it is only yours or when everyone is in on it?

Would you rather make your family laugh so hard they cry or be the one who cannot stop laughing?

Then ask: What is the last thing that made you laugh like that?